2069: A Sex Odyssey

Ladies and gentlemen, we're all here to investigate one heavenly body, the remarkable Cook-Hedders comet.

But it's an elusive body. About all anyone can say is that it has curious properties that we cannot explain.

It appears to have a stronger than normal attraction for heavenly bodies, often leaving its prescribed orbit and meandering around the Milky Way.

Another curious phenomenon has been observed. The comet's tail is of remarkable proportion.

Oh, it's a big one.